It's Beyond Time For Jeanine Pirro To Update Her Makeup Technique

It's hard to imagine what Jeanine Pirro looks like makeup-free, as her face is often covered with so much product. The U.S. Attorney for D.C. clearly loves a full glam face, but as a longtime makeup artist, it pains me to see how heavy-handed she is. Just like Erika Kirk's obvious eyebrow blindness, Pirro definitely suffers from it as well, and the first thing she needs to update is her technique. An Instagram pic shared in March 2026 showed just how badly she drew in her brows, resulting in a blocky shape and a color that was way too dark. Pirro should take cues from her daughter, who had gorgeous, fluffy brows that looked subtly filled in and brushed for a feathered look.

Pirro also has a habit of applying a harsh line around her eyes, and she needs to learn how to nail the barely there eyeliner trend. The 74-year-old's technique just ages her, but a softer, smudged look would take years off her face. For more mature faces, I like to use a soft, waterproof pencil in a dark brown shade and use an angled brush to blur it out a bit. And, instead of such a thick line on her top lid, Pirro could bring out her eyes by tightlining them. The former Fox News host doesn't always go overboard with her makeup, and there's proof that when she does dial it back, she looks so much better.

Either Jeanine Pirro splurged on a makeup artist, or she finally got the memo that cakey makeup is outdated. An Instagram pic posted in April 2026 showed her with more subdued eyebrows that were perfectly shaped (minus the one with a hole in the middle). The lighter chestnut color suited her much better than the harsh dark brown she usually uses, and Pirros's eyeliner was toned down as well. The attorney also usually skips lipstick or chooses an unflattering brown shade, but this time, she had on a pretty pink gloss that brightened up her face.

Pirro's "Fox & Friends" makeup suits faces of any age, but looks particularly good on older women. I love the hint of pink on her lids, rather than the dark gray she seems to prefer. And, gone were the thick lashes that weighed down her eyes. It appears that she either had a very subtle pair of strip falsies or just a couple of coats of lengthening mascara. Either way, Pirro's features were perfectly enhanced and balanced without her eyebrows and lashes fighting for attention. If she ever needs a go-to beauty repertoire, this is one she should have on repeat.